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bronze sculpture of a man coming into a saloon on horseback upsetting the barkeep

Saloon Keepers Have No Sense of Humor

Specifications:
23″H x 25″W x 15″D
Edition of 30

Price:
$9,800

Scott’s Piece Description

Take a sod hut or a tent with dirt floors, add old barrels with 2 x 12’s laying on top, perhaps even include a few chickens running around on the inside, t’would be a quick description of many old west saloons. The whiskey found in such places was often made out of anything that would ferment and have a bit to it, hence that names ‘Tarantua juice, fire water, coffin varnish. These saloons were fair game for cowboys on a Saturday night. Being short of entertainers, cowboys often found themselves in the spotlight. We are left to our imaginations to conjure up scenes mixing bad whiskey, guns, half-wild horses and men with reckless abandon.

Ever pondered what it took to run a saloon out west…back in the day? Managing a business that catered to hellions, ruffians and rogues. Sure there were the homesteaders, and the honest fortune seekers, however, study history and you’ll find that a large part of the citizenry that came out west were running from something and were of less that reputable character. Those that ran these ‘watering holes’, frequented by low society, had to be capable, no nonsense men with a wary eye and a nose for trouble.

Curator Review

In Saloon Keepers Have No Sense of Humor, Scott Rogers unleashes a raucous moment of Old West mayhem. A bucking horse crashes through a makeshift saloon bar, scattering barrels, saloon patrons, and any sense of civility. One man clutches a broom in defense, another tumbles backward, and the rider—lariat raised—seems entirely unbothered by the chaos he’s unleashed. Rogers invites us to imagine a frontier world where whiskey had names like “tarantula juice,” saloons doubled as chicken coops, and justice often came on horseback. Every gesture is exaggerated, theatrical, and richly textured—testament to the sculptor’s love for both the absurd and the historical. It’s humor carved in bronze, and a nod to the rugged personalities who ran the West’s unruliest watering holes.

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